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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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sesamestreet:

The problem with Wookie Cookies. [video]

sesamestreet:

The problem with Wookie Cookies. [video]

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nsfwhumor:

Lil Dicky - ‘Lemme Freak’

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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nicholasderoche:

Abita Mystery House (2013); one of the strangest museums/road-side attractions I’ve ever been to.

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yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

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mayahan:

Clever Car Key Holder Design Looks Like Mini Garage

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